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I’ve recently moved my blog at Sidhe Vicious Raves & Rants over here to WordPress. Please leave a comment and tell me what you think of my new home or about anything you feel like chatting about. Thanks!

New Reviews and Interviews will be posted here from now on.

I have a contest running until July 15th to win a signed copy of A Rush Of Wings by Adrian Phoenix as well as a guest blog with Dante who’s story begins with A Rush Of Wings. You can enter at the old blog or leave a comment on this site as well to be entered, but please comment on Dante’s Guest Blog 

I’m going to use the comments of this post as my “makeshift” tag board, seeing as how I can’t get one on here. Please feel free to say hello or tell me anything you’d like to see more of here.

July 16, 2008 Posted by sidhevicious | Uncategorized | | 14 Comments

Winner of A Rush Of Wings

 To APRIL, who was lucky number 16!!! You’ve won the signed copy of A RUSH OF WINGS!!! Please email me your mailing address so I can pass it on to Adrian. My email addy is to the right at the “about me” section or sidhevicious at shaw dot ca. Congratulations April, I’m sure you’ll love the book, I know I did. :)

I’d like to extend a big THANK YOU to everyone who entered. If I don’t hear from the winner in one week, I will draw another name from those who entered by the closing date. You still have a chance to enter to win a signed copy of Jeri Smith Ready’s awesome book, Wicked Game, so scroll on down to enter.

July 16, 2008 Posted by sidhevicious | Winners | , | 1 Comment

Jeri Smith-Ready - Interview & Contest

    

Photo of Jeri is courtesy of -  Photo © 2006 Szemere Photography

Sidhe Vicious welcomes Urban Fantasy author Jeri Smith-Ready! We’re looking forward to getting to know you and all about your novel WICKED GAME.

 

Thanks so much for having me.  I love your site!

 

S.V.   Thank you! J  Your Urban Fantasy novel, WICKED GAME, was released on May 13th, 2008 by Pocket Books. Can you tell us about it and a bit about the main characters Ciara and Shane?

 

J.S.R.   WICKED GAME is a fun, sexy, dark urban fantasy about a recovering con artist who tries to redeem herself by saving a vampire radio station from corporate takeover.  It’s a matter of life and un-death, since without the tie to their original lifetimes that the music provides, her strange new friends will ‘fade,’ becoming walking fossils of the past.  When she boosts ratings by turning their vampiric natures into a marketing gimmick, hot-and-cool grunge DJ Shane McAllister is the first to object—but far from the last.  The publicity from the new “Lifeblood of Rock ‘n’ Roll” campaign turns out to have unintended—and deadly—consequences.

 

Ciara is your typical con artist in many ways—clever, confident, and morally flexible. She’s a bad girl trying her best to be good, but her own impulses get in the way.  Ciara’s a little different than most urban fantasy heroines.  She kicks ass, but with her brains and charm, not with muscles or magic.

 

Shane is the dude who proves to her that vampires exist, during what could non-skankily be referred to as an ‘intimate encounter.’  He’s a stubborn idealist who wants the radio station to be only about the music, not the ‘vampire schtick,’ as he calls it.  He plays guitar and is obsessed with the alphabet.  You can learn more about him and his favorite tunes at his page on the WVMP website (http://www.wvmpradio.com/page.cfm/dj-s/shane).

 

 

S.V.   What about vampires inspired you to write about them?

 

J.S.R.   When I had the idea for characters who were psychologically ‘stuck in time,’ vampires seemed like the logical choice.  They’re the only paranormal creatures who die but go on living (except zombies, and I wasn’t forward-thinking enough to consider them). 

 

Plus, vampires and rock ‘n’ roll are perfect for each other.  They’re both about immortality, or more precisely, eternal youth.

 

S.V.   Will we be seeing more of Ciara and Shane in the future?

 

J.S.R.   Oh yes!  The sequel, BAD TO THE BONE, will be out next May.  To tide readers over until then, I’m going to post free tie-in short stories on my website every other month, the stories of how each vampire DJ was ‘turned.’  The first one came out in June with Monroe. http://www.jerismithready.com/books/wicked-game/monroe.htm

 

Beginning with the second story in August, my newsletter subscribers will get to read them a week before the rest of the world.  To sign up, just go to my website and look for the signup box on the right side of the page.

 

 

S.V.   How did you get your start in writing? What, if anything, lit the “spark” to get you started and keep you motivated?

 

J.S.R.   Not surprisingly, it was caffeine and music.  I was at a coffee shop watching a live performance of a two-man blues band.  It was too loud for conversation, and I had a double espresso coursing through my blood and brain, so I came up with a scene about a guy sitting in a coffee shop when a mysterious, mouth-watering woman walks in.  It was kind of detective noir with a comic twist.  That was my ‘practice novel,’ because it will never be published and doesn’t deserve to be.  But I’d been bitten by the writing bug.  After that, all I ever wanted to do was tell stories.

 

S.V.   Who or what was your inspiration for the characters of Ciara and Shane, if any? Any inspirations for the rest of the characters?

 

J.S.R.   For the first week or two, Ciara was a cross between MaryJanice Davidson’s Betsy Taylor and George from DEAD LIKE ME.  She was an airhead and a slacker.  But she evolved away from that pretty quickly once I figured out she was a con artist.

 

Shane was definitely inspired by his hero, Kurt Cobain.  One of my readers says she felt like Shane is what Cobain would’ve been if he’d been given another chance at life (or unlife, as the case may be).  Maybe creating Shane was my feeble attempt to bring Kurt Cobain back to life, or at least honor his memory. 

 

But like Ciara, Shane soon became his own person and grew away from my original concept of him.  As he developed (and as he fell in love with Ciara), he became a lot less self-involved and learned to occasionally look on the bright side.  There’s still a lot of Cobain in him, but some of that is his conscious emulation of his hero.

 

Regina is a tiny bit inspired by my best friend from college, who first turned me on to punk and Goth music.  She also helped me find my inner bitch, something I’m eternally grateful for.

 

 

S.V.   Did you find it hard or easy to write the first novel in this series with having to create this world?

 

J.S.R.   Actually, creating the world and writing the first novel was the easy part.  It gets harder as the series continues and I have to ask (and answer) a lot of questions.  Like, why are the vampires sensitive to religious symbols?  Are there other paranormal creatures?  Most important, what’s up with Ciara?  You’d think I’d have this all figured out before I wrote Word One, but if I worked that way, I’d never get Word One written at all.

 

 

S.V.   Do you have any funny writing quirks or habits that you do when you’re in the “zone” writing?

 

J.S.R.   Being in the “zone” is one of those few times I’m not self-conscious, so I have no idea about quirks.  But there’s something kinda cool: I used to play the piano when I was a teenager (not very well—I was given a piano but no lessons ***not that I’m bitter or anything***), and I loved the feeling of making music with my hands.  Sometimes when I’m typing and really in the zone, it feels like making music.  Even hitting the backspace key—that’s just another note.

 

S.V.   Have you ever met a vampire, werewolf, demon, fae?

 

J.S.R.   I am fairly certain that my next-door neighbor’s Yorkie is harboring a demon.

 

S.V.   What supernatural power or creature would you most like to have or be?

 

J.S.R.   Sometimes I think I’d like to be invisible, because I’m a really nosy person and I like to learn secrets (which I’m very good at keeping).  But then I go into a department store and try to get someone to help me, and I realize I already am invisible. 

 

If I could have any paranormal creature around, it would be brownies, to help with the housework.

 

S.V.   Who is your favorite paranormal or urban fantasy fictional character and why?

 

J.S.R.   I’m almost afraid to say, because my favorite characters always end up getting killed off. If you’re a character, you don’t want me to love you.  I am the kiss of death.

 

S.V.   Who’s your favorite author? TV show? Movie?

 

J.S.R.   If I could only name one favorite author, like if I were on a lifeboat and there was only room for me and one other writer, it would be—argh, you’re killing me—probably Neil Gaiman.  Not only is his work amazing on so many levels, he’s an incredibly nice and funny person, and so generous with his time and self. 

 

Favorite TV show: ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, or maybe NORTHERN EXPOSURE.

 

Favorite movie: PLEASANTVILLE.  It’s so underrated and overlooked, but it’s freaking brilliant and deep and funny and sweet and romantic.  I love any stories where fiction and real life collide (STRANGER THAN FICTION, THE PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO), and anything with existentialist themes, like what it means to be human and free and how do we create reality.  GROUNDHOG DAY would be a close second.

 

S.V.   If you could choose one fictional character to bring into real life, who would you choose?

 

J.S.R.   Of my own?  Shane, though he’d be pretty lonely as the world’s only vampire.  I could help him with the solitude, but that would lead to conflicts here at home.

 

Of another author’s?  I’d love for Neil Gaiman’s Death (from the SANDMAN comics) to be real.  To know that someone that cute and friendly waited for me at the end of my life.

 

 

S.V.   What do you do when you’re having writer’s block to “shake” it off?

 

J.S.R.   If a scene isn’t working or I don’t know where it’s going, I’ll write a different one.  By the time I get back to the tough scene, sometimes the solution has presented itself.  Sometimes the whole thing just needs to be chucked.

 

Walking the dog also helps.  Getting outside, moving the blood through my veins and brain, can jumpstart the process.  Plus it makes her wag her tail, and that always brightens my day.

 

S.V.   What can a new reader expect from your book/series?

 

J.S.R.   In a word: FUN!  At least, that’s what I’m told.  They will also get characters that they enjoy spending time with and can relate to, even the “bad guys.”

 

 

S.V.   You write about supernatural creatures. Do you do a lot of research or do you prefer to take what you already know and use your imagination for the rest?

 

J.S.R.   Research can provide the imagination with a jumping-off point.  For instance, I learned that in Eastern Europe vampires were considered what we would call Obsessive-Compulsive.  One legend instructed people to keep vampires away by scattering rice on their doorsteps.  The vampire would stop and count every grain and maybe wouldn’t finish before the sun came up (is this where Jim Henson got the idea for the Count on SESAME STREET?). 

 

I was really struck by this, because I’d never seen obsessive-compulsive vampires in literature.  So each of my vamps has a different OCD behavior.  At first this was just a source of comedy, but then I realized it was tied in to their feeling out of place in this world.  These behaviors are a way for them to feel in control, to feel sane.  So it makes sense for their characters and for their world.  Plus, the funny.

 

But sometimes knowing what’s come before can hamper our creativity.  I think the fact that I didn’t set out to write about vampires per se (and that I haven’t read a million vampire novels) gave me the freedom to come up with a really new take.

 

 

S.V.   Are any of your characters particularly fun or easy for you to write? Any that are more difficult?

 

J.S.R.   All of the characters in WICKED GAME were fun, and most were easy.  They each have distinctive ways of thinking and speaking, so their dialogue just rolls onto the page. 

 

The most challenging character in WICKED GAME was probably David.  He has a lot of contradictory impulses, so I worked hard to make sure his motivations were clear.  Also, I wanted him to be appealing, but not so much that readers wanted Ciara to end up with him instead of Shane.  ;-)

 

Regarding my other books, Lucifer from REQUIEM FOR THE DEVIL was my favorite, once I got used to hanging out inside the mind of the Devil.  He’s just so cool, even when he’s not.  It was fun to imagine what it would be like to be the second most powerful being in the universe, but at the same time be so incredibly, humanly vulnerable when it comes to the people he loves.

 

Rhia from the ASPECT OF CROW trilogy was probably the most challenging, partly because she was my first female protagonist, but also because her culture is so different from ours.  They’re much more socially oriented, with a strong instinct to serve the community, even at the expense of the individual’s desires.  Her people don’t get a choice of Guardian Spirit or magic—the Spirits call them based on what their society needs for the challenges of the future.  Rhia is as individualistic and “modern” as anyone can be in her circumstances, but she still has to be a realistic part of that world. 

 

Also, she’s a very good person, and I seem to have an easier time relating to characters who are ‘bad’ in some way.  I hate to think about what that says about me.  ;-)

 

S.V.   Do you have any tips for aspiring speculative fiction writers?

 

J.S.R.   As stockbrokers say, diversify!  After you finish the first book in your series and start submitting it, don’t write the sequel.  Write something else.  Chances are, that first book won’t sell (first books rarely do), but if editors and agents see that you have potential, they’ll ask, “What else do you have?” If you tell them, “Uh, I have three more books in that series you don’t like,” well, that’s kind of a dead end.  And if they do want that series, they’ll give you time to write the sequels (and probably suggestions on how to do it).  Publishing moves very slowly. 

 

More important, when you turn your mind to a new idea and world, you’ll probably find that your storytelling ability jumps to an entirely new level. 

 

Also, and this applies to all writers: Get plenty of sleep. Seriously. It’s not just a health concern (after all, I support lots of unhealthy activities). It’s about the writing. I read a study that said the part of our brains that governs creativity is the first part to deteriorate under sleep deprivation. Also, I find that when I’m tired, I lose all ability to evaluate my own work. It all turns into a load of crap. Which makes for tough edits.

 

S.V.   Is there anything else you’d like to share with us at Raves & Rants and with your readers?  

 

J.S.R.   I love to hear from readers, so I encourage anyone to contact me through my website, www.jerismithready.com.  I also give away free bookmarks and signed bookplates for any of my books and frequently hold contests on my blog and in my newsletter. 

 

For more about WICKED GAME, check out www.jerismithready.com/wicked-game.  To visit the DJs and listen to a sample of their shows, go to www.wvmpradio.com.  Ciara and I can also be found on MySpace, though mysteriously never at the same time (www.myspace.com/jerismithready and www.myspace.com/ciarawvmp).  Ciara loves to get fan mail, not that her ego really needs it.

 

Also, soon Ciara will be going head-to-head with Dante Baptiste from Adrian Phoenix’s A RUSH OF WINGS, to be simulcast right here on Sidhe Vicious’s Raves & Rants.

 

Thanks so much for having me!  I really enjoyed your questions, and I’ll be happy to take more in the comments.  J

 

Thank you for spending some time here with us at Sidhe Vicious Reviews Jeri! It was a pleasure getting to know a bit about you and your novel WICKED GAME. We’re really looking forward to BAD TO THE BONE and wishing you every success in the future.

 

Jeri Smith-Ready has graciously agreed to hang out with us throughout the day to answer any reader questions, so ask away readers. J One lucky commenter will also receive a signed copy of WICKED GAME!!

 

I’ll draw a winner on July 30th  at midnight, and post the winner on July 31st. If you’d

 

like extra entries to win, you can subscribe to my blog, or post about this contest somewhere and send me the link. Make sure to let me know if you’ve subscribed or blogged about the contest. Good Luck Everybody! J  

July 14, 2008 Posted by sidhevicious | Contest, Interview | , , , , | 30 Comments

The Darkest Kiss - Spotlight & Review

The Darkest Kiss by Gena Showalter

  • Mass Market Paperback: 384 pages
  • Publisher:HQN Books ( Jun 1 2008 )
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0373772327
  • ISBN-13: 978-0373772322
  • ( From Back Cover )

    She has tempted many men… but never found her equal.

    Until now.

    Though she has lived for centuries, Anya, goddess of anarchy, has never known pleasure. Until Lucien, the incarnation of death—a warrior eternally doomed to take souls to the hereafter. He draws her like no other. And Anya will risk anything to have him.

    But when the merciless Lord of the Underworld is ordered by the gods to claim Anya herself, their uncontrollable attraction becomes an anguished pursuit. Now they must defeat the unconquerable forces that control them, before their thirst for one another demands a sacrifice of love beyond imagining.…”

    This is the second book in Gena Showalter’s Lords Of The Underworld series and it does not disappoint. Lucien and Anya are perfectly matched to go up against each other and the sparks were flying right off the get-go. Ms. Showalter is a master of fusing fun, passion, danger, mystery, the forbidden and the paranormal all into a grand adventure and love story. The search for Pandora’s box continues as well as for some ancient relics that may help “The Lords” find it. Several other characters’ story-lines are developed while taking us through Lucien and Anya’s story, and I for one, am definitely hooked. This series is evolving into one that I hope will last for several more novels!

    July 12, 2008 Posted by sidhevicious | Reviews | , , , | 1 Comment

    Lover Enshrined - Spotlight & Review

    Lover Enshrined by J.R. Ward

  • Mass Market Paperback: 560 pages
  • Publisher: Signet (MM) ( Jun 3 2008 )
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0451222725
  • ISBN-13: 978-0451222725
  • ( From Back Cover )

    In this “frighteningly addictive” paranormal romance saga, there’s a war raging between vampires and their slayers. Here are the stories of a secret band of brothers like no other - six vampire warriors, defenders of their race. And now a dutiful twin must choose between two lives…

    Fiercely loyal to the Black Dagger Brotherhood, Phury has sacrificed himself for the good of the race, becoming the male responsible for keeping the Brotherhood’s bloodlines alive. As Primale of the Chosen, he is obligated to father the sons and daughters who will ensure that the traditions of the race survive, and that there are warriors to fight those who want all vampires extinguished.

    As his first mate, the Chosen Cormia wants to win not only his body but his heart for herself. She is drawn to the noble responsibility behind the emotionally scarred male. But Phury has never allowed himself to know pleasure or joy. As the war with the Lessoning Society grows grim, tragedy looms over the Brotherhood’s mansion, and Phury must decide between duty and love… “

    This is the sixth book in J.R. Ward’s Black Dagger Brotherhood series, and I’m still loving them and looking forward to more! Phury is a deep, conflicted and noble character and Cormia brings the peace, love and joy to him that he needs. As usual, I was totally caught up in the “world” and rooting for the Brothers and their loved ones. There are some deep themes explored and conquered here in this story.

    Great plot weaving, intense emotions and happenings, wonderfully deep characters, danger, passion and intense emotions mixed with the paranormal make for a captivating read. These books can be read alone, but I would strongly suggest reading them all in order to make it a much better experience as with each book you get that much more caught up in the story. And there are characters from earlier books in the subsequent ones.

    I highly recommend this book and the whole series!

    July 9, 2008 Posted by sidhevicious | Reviews | , , , , | 3 Comments

    Computer Conundrums Or Catastrophies… Take Your Pick

    • Mood:

    I know I haven’t posted in a few days, sorry all. My “new” (just bought it 10 months ago), laptop decided to completely die on me Friday night. Needless to say, much hair-pulling and cursing has ensued. You can read my full rant HERE I’m totally choked over this.  

    I had all kinds of plans this weekend to read, write reviews, finally finish my move over to WordPress, send off interview questions and watch a movie or two. None of that happened.

    So here’s a peek at what’s coming up here in the next little while.

    Reviews of JR Ward’s - Lover Enshrined, Gena Showalter’s - The Darkest Kiss, Rae Lori’s - Uthiel’s Embrace, Martha L McBryer’s - Destruction Of An Innocent and Rachel Caine’s - Gale Force.

    An Interview and Contest with Jeri Smith Ready, the author of Wicked Game. I believe Jeri will be popping in to answer questions or respond to comments, so make sure to come by on the 14th.

    A Review and Contest with Devyn Quinn, author of smokin hot books such as Eros Island (Anthology), Sins Of The Night, Sins Of The Flesh and Flesh And The Devil. Devyn will be popping by on the 29th to answer questions or respond to comments, so make sure to be here!  

    I have all kinds of cool things such as interviews, guest blogs, contests and the like in the works, so I hope you’ll all forgive me this time for going MIA for a few days. I hope everyone had a better weekend than me.  <– ( Me, the grumpy gal 

    ( Moved Over From My Original Blog )

    3 Comments.

     

     

    Posted by Ana:

    Sorry to hear that about your computer. But I’m looking forward to the interviews and reviews
    Sunday, July 6th 2008 @ 8:20 PM

    Posted by Judi:

    Thanks Ana. It’s great to hear that you enjoy my reviews and interviews. :) I’ll get some up as soon as I can.
    Sunday, July 6th 2008 @ 11:29 PM

    Posted by Amber:

    Don’t you just hate it when computers just die on you for no reason. It must be even more annoying when it is a new computer!

    I have been having problems with my main computer for months now. Just turns itself off when it feels like it.

    Ah well I hope it gets better and you get to do everything you need to do soon!

    Tuesday, July 8th 2008 @ 9:15 PM

    July 6, 2008 Posted by sidhevicious | Rambling | , , | No Comments

    Stone Masters: A Vampire’s Reckoning - Spotlight & Review

    Stone Masters: A Vampire’s Reckoning by VMK Fewings

  • Paperback: 292 pages
  • Publisher: Lachesis ( Sept. 28, 2008 ) 
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1419642677
  • ISBN-13: 978-1419642678
  • “( From back cover )

    What if your family held an ancient, dark secret? A secret passed down from one generation to the next. A secret that would change everything you thought you knew.

    What if the time had come to finally reveal that very secret… to you?

    Lord Jadeon Artimas, heir to St. Micheal’s Mount in Cornwall, discovers that his family belongs, and has for centuries, to a clandestine group known as the Stone Masters; a collection of brave men whose sole, sacred duty is to kill the mythical creatures of the night, the deadly menace known as… vampires.

    Jadeon soon becomes entwined with the underworld and is forced to face his deepest, darkest fears and make it through a journey of seduction, honor, and betrayal. As the sinister truth is unraveled, the foundation of a legacy is shaken to it’s core, putting the very existence of the Stone Masters in jeopardy.

    Only by accepting his family’s history can Jadeon confront the danger, solve the mystery, and truly become a Stone Master.”

    This book was a fascinating read! VMK Fewings has written a vampire novel that sweeps you into the world of the Stone Masters, and takes on epic proportions. The Vampires all have very human motivations and emotions, and even the corrupt vampires had my sympathy. 

    This story is told in the first-person, but switches view-point between the two main characters, and the author masters it in such a way as to keep you caught up in the story every step of the way. Part One is written as a historical count of the life of Jadeon and how he comes into this legacy. Beautifully written. Part Two spans a couple hundred years and brings us to contemporary times seamlessly.

    The story is captivating and a fresh take on the Vampire lore, told by a master of her craft. This is a great read for any fans of secret societies and vampires! I highly recommend Stone Masters: A Vampire’s Reckoning.

    ( Moved over from my original blog )   

    2 Comments.

     

     

    Posted by Ana:

    Great review Sidhe, I am totally intrigued with the story. Gotta love those vamps.
    Friday, July 4th 2008 @ 8:42 PM

    Posted by Judi:

    Hi Ana!
    Thanks for reading my blog. :) *waves from Canada*
    It’s a really good story, kind of reminiscent of Anne Rice’s style, but not. LOL, I don’t know how else to describe it. I know that the second novel in this series has been written, but I’m not sure of the title or release date yet. I’ll have an interview with the author V.M.K. Fewings up in September, closer to the release date, so hopefully we’ll have more info then. :D
    Saturday, July 5th 2008 @ 4:27 AM

    July 1, 2008 Posted by sidhevicious | Reviews | , , , , , | No Comments

    And The Winner Is…

    The random number drawn was #18, so the winner of the signed copy of Darkling is,

    Lori T !!!

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    Lori T, please send me your snail/mail info at sidhevicious @ shaw dot ca (minus the spaces), and I’ll forward your info on to Yasmine. Please put Darkling Contest Winner in the subject line. You’ll have one week to contact me, and if I don’t hear from you, I’ll have to draw a new winner.

    To everyone else who commented, I thank you for coming by and hope you’ll continue to come back for more reviews, interviews, contests and guest blogs. You can still enter to win a signed copy of A Rush Of Wings. ( See the post below this one )

    Thanks & Congrats again Lori!

    ( Moved over from my original blog )

    2 Comments.

     

     

    Posted by Lori T:

    Thank you so much! I am so excited to have one. Please let Yasmine know how thrilled I am and extend my thanks to her.
    Tuesday, July 1st 2008 @ 7:35 AM

    Posted by Judi:

    Hi Lori, Congrats again! :) I’ve sent your address on to Yasmine.

    Thanks to everyone for entering and I hope to “see” you all again for more reviews, interviews, contests and guest blogs! Don’t be shy, comment anywhere about anything you like. :D

    Tuesday, July 1st 2008 @ 8:02 AM

    June 30, 2008 Posted by sidhevicious | Winners | , | No Comments

    Guest Blogger - Dante & A Contest

     

    Sidhe Vicious would like to welcome Dante, from Adrian Phoenix’s A Rush Of Wings! He’s been kind enough to join us as a guest blogger, so without further adieu, I’ll leave you in his, oh so capable *cough-sexy-cough*, hands…

     For those of you who don’t know me, my name’s Dante.  I’m frontman for Inferno, I live just outside New Orleans, and I accepted Judi’s offer to guest blog on her cool RAVES & RANTS site before me and the band hit the road on tour.  She asked me if I’d do a bit on pet peeves, and I’m more than happy to oblige.  Judi’s not only tres jolie and tres cool, she’s beaucoup honest.

     (aww, I’m blushing now) 

     Ain’t nothing more solid than the truth. 

     So…pet peeves.

     Pet peeve numero un is this question:  What’s it like being vampire?

     (Oh, btw, I’m nightkind.)

     Merde.  Beaucoup merde.  Dunno.  What’s it like being human?  Being mortal?  Care to wrap that up in a sweet one paragraph answer?  After all, what do you have to compare it with?

     My response is usually along the lines of:  “Dunno.  Tell me, what’s it like being an asshole?”  C’mon, why not ask, “What’s it like being black?  Asian?  White?  Male?  Female?”

     It’s all I know, so it feels pretty fucking normal.  It’s who I am.

     Another question that rates high on the pet peeve o’meter is:  “Will you turn me?”  Yeah.  D’accord.  So then the world will have not only another asshole, but an immortal asshole?  Umm, no.

     ( I wonder if asking him to “bite me/nibble on my neck awhile” counts? Oh Shush… You know you were all thinking it too!) *grins*

     In truth, that question’s no different than asking, “Wanna have a baby?  One that you’ll have to raise alone?”  Yeah…sign me up for that one.

     But my pet peeves ain’t aimed at just mortals.  Hell, no.  Nightkind are often the biggest, loudest assholes of all.  My personal fav?  This one:  “Lady Nose-in-the-Air/Lord Kiss-My-Boots requests a personal audience with you before/after the show.”

     Just because they’re nightkind, they believe they should get special treatment – especially from other nightkind.  Like me.  (*snorts*)  Yeeeaaaahhhhh…like that’s gonna happen.  They can get in line for the meet and greet after the show like everyone else.

     Do they?  Nope.  They usually stalk away, faces looking like they just sucked down a mouthful of cold blood, muttering promises regarding my future comeuppance(s).  Hah.  See my eyes rolling?  Get a life.

     But the grand poo-bah of all pet peeves are the assholes who prey on others by using their hopes and dreams, their aching hearts.  Assholes who eat up their trust.  Twist them.  Scar them.  Strip them of everything.  For money.  Out of envy.  Or just because they can.

     Hell, I guess that ain’t a pet peeve.  It’s soulless something that edges right up against evil.  Fuckers who shapeshift a person’s dreams into delusions and suck them dry of all hope. 

     And it usually starts with a lie.

     Mortals and nightkind alike are guilty.  Mortals and nightkind alike are also victims.

     “A little white lie doesn’t hurt anyone.  Sometimes it’s better than a painful truth.”  Or how about this popular tune: “People lie.  It’s just human (insert species here) nature.” 

     I’ve heard those words or variations of them over and over.  And it’s pure top of the charts bullshit.

     A lie is a lie is a lie.  Hiding the truth is a kind of lie – a lie of omission, and just as harmful.

     Sure, I expect someone who doesn’t like me or is fucking with me or whatever to lie to me.  That’s all part of the you-suck routine.

     But a friend?  No.  With people you like and trust, everything they say becomes a part of your foundation, a part of your reality.  Because you believe them.  And you build on it – your friendship, your love, your every-night life.

     A lie is a termite in that foundation, devouring its integrity.  It doesn’t matter why that termite’s in there chomping happily away – Oh, I didn’t want to hurt you or I was worried you’d get jealous or I thought you wouldn’t understand or even the classic, I had your best interests at heart – the fact remains that the termite is in there.  And it ain’t coming out on its own and it ain’t coming out without doing damage.

     I have a lot of trouble remembering things that happened the first fourteen years or so of my life, even things that I’ve done.  But I’m gonna find out and learn my own truth.  (Yeah, I could be wrong about the ‘fourteen years or so’, I suck at dates and time.)

    So night by night, friend by friend, I’m building a foundation, a solid one I hope.  A foundation to live my life by.  And I’ll never lie – not to spare a friend’s feelings, not to ease a lover’s jealousy, and I’ll never believe a lie is in anyone’s best interest.  Not even the teller’s.

     I expect the same – no lies.  No matter how painful it is, no matter how ugly, if I ask, give me the truth.  The truth will never come between us, but a lie will.

     I believe deep down, we all crave the truth – mortals and nightkind, yeah even assholes.  I think sometimes we’re scared to ask for it.  But we gotta, if we’re ever going to move ahead.

     Wow.  Pet peeves spiraled into a rant enorme.  Hey, Judi, I just honored the theme of your site!

     So tell me, ma chere, what’s it like being Canadian? 

     LOL, don’t even get me started!! ( Still wildly fanning myself from the hotness that is Dante) 

     Let’s see… there are the un-educated who actually believe that people who live in Canada all live in Igloos and that there’s snow 24/7! NOT! I live in a very metropolitan city ,thank you, and have never even seen an Igloo except in pictures.

     Then there are the people who actually think that everyone in Canada talks like that Bob and Doug McKenzie from some old comedy show (SCTV) that aired a zillion years ago, or that we say “Eh” all the time. That’s a negative! But I digress, see? I told you not to get me started, lol.

     I would like to thank Dante for spending some time with us here at Raves and Rants and I’m sure my readers will agree with the sentiment that you are welcome to come back and visit anytime! *grins*

     

    Adrian Phoenix has graciously agreed to sign and send a copy of Dante’s story in A Rush Of Wings to one lucky commenter, so get commenting people!

     

    I will pick the winner on July 15th, and if you’d like an extra entry, then blog about this post & contest on your blog, MySpace, FaceBook, LiveJournal,  BlogSpot, WordPress or spread the word in some form and send me the link.

     

     

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    June 25, 2008 Posted by sidhevicious | Contest, Guest Blogger | , , , , | 5 Comments

    It’s Fairy Day Today & Updates

    Go to http://www.fairyday.com/ for more details.

    Awesome news is that Urban Fantasy Land is back and Lisa Trevathan is also back there and posting again!

    I’m really excited to announce that I have Dante from A Rush Of Wings guest blogging this week and there will also be a contest to win a signed copy of A Rush Of Wings, courtesy of the gracious author, Adrian Phoenix! So make sure to check back.

    Amberkatze has an interview with author Natasha Rhodes, author of Dante’s Girl, and there’s a contest to win a signed copy, so head over and enter.

    I would also like to take this opportunity to welcome any new readers to my blog and thank my regular readers for sticking with me. I hope you enjoy your visit and feel free to comment or tag and let me know your thoughts, things you’d like to see more of, less of, or just what you like in general. I am currently moving this blog over to WordPress, so I hope you all won’t mind moving with me when I get it all over there.

    And don’t forget to enter to win a signed copy of Yasmine Galenorn’s Darkling! You have until midnight on June 29th to enter.

    Happy Fairy Day Everyone!

    ( Moved over from my original blog ) 

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