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SVR Gives Notice To…


 Dear Eric Northman,

I am writing you to let you know that even though I will be GLUED to the TV tonight to watch the season 3 opener of True Blood on HBO, so I can drool, watch you, you will no longer be my one and only lust monkey, lover. I have come across some honeys while you were away on hiatus and I have decided that I need to start living a polygamous lifestyle with 5 or more husbands to see to my every desire,  need.

You will just have to move past your Viking urges to conquer and be the one in charge. You WILL learn to OBEY me and share my beautiful self with others. Some of my potential candidates include, but in no way are limited to:

Spartacus, you’ve won me over! I watched you from the beginning and my heart broke along with yours when your beloved wife died in your arms due to the betrayal of Batiatus. I cheered you on through every battle and reveled in the satisfaction of your revenge! You gorgeous Thracian you! I can not wait to see what you do next, though I think you need a strong woman such as myself at your side.

My first lover, Eric, may try to establish dominance over you, but we both know how well you take to that, lol. I’m convinced that you can hold your own which is one of the reasons that I lust after, admire you. I will give you a heads up though, he is a thousand-year old vampire, so watch your neck and unless you enjoy conflict, I’d make myself scarce after the sun goes down.

Damon Salvatore, forget Elena. She loves your brother and I will keep you sexed up & fed, satisfied. 😉 Why be in a triangle when I will allow you to be your bad self like we all know you love to be. I will take you just the way you are and you can hang with my other lovers, Eric & Spartacus. It will be entertaining watching you three try to establish dominance over each other to keep my attentions.

Well Eric, I’ll start slow and just give you two new men to deal with for now. There may be more in the future, so don’t be thinking that you can eliminate these two to keep being my one and only. I’ll see you at 9pm sharp lover! Maybe some of my readers can suggest who else I should pick to be in my harem, stud farm, life? 😀

XOXO

Sidhe Vicious

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June 13, 2010 - Posted by | Humor, I Wish, Rambling, Uncategorized | , , ,

10 Comments »

  1. Oh Judi, this was priceless! 😀 ROFL! Sorry, can’t think right now, too busy staring at hot men.. 😀 LOL

    Comment by Stella (Ex Libris) | June 14, 2010 | Reply

    • Hee hee 😀 I know, they sure do make me drool, lol. Thought I’d have a little fun “writing a letter” to my fictional boyfriends.

      Comment by sidhevicious | June 14, 2010 | Reply

  2. Spartacus. Sooooo gorgeous! sigh

    Comment by Patricia A | June 14, 2010 | Reply

    • I know! Thankfully I recorded all the episodes so I can watch/drool any time I want. 😀 Did you see him in that movie Gabriel? Yummy!

      Comment by sidhevicious | June 14, 2010 | Reply

  3. ROTFLMAO! I love it! Great post Judi!!!

    Comment by Kate (Yzhabella) | June 14, 2010 | Reply

    • Thanks Kate! Thought I’d have a little fun and share it with you all. 🙂

      Comment by sidhevicious | June 14, 2010 | Reply

  4. Love your post and I feel the same way. Just to many great men out there, can’t be with just one. I have Eric Northman, Damon Salvatore, Dean and Sam Winchester and I think Alcide the were will be next. I know I am missing someone but can’t think straight.

    Comment by Dark Beauty73 | June 15, 2010 | Reply

    • Hee hee, I know all about the brain not firing on all cylinders when faced with all these hot men! 😀 I too am a fan of Dean Winchester. I wouldn’t say no to Clark Kent, (Tom Welling), Dr McSteamy or a few others either. I don’t know about Alcide, he didn’t look that great in the promo I saw, so I’ll hold back on him for now.

      Comment by sidhevicious | June 18, 2010 | Reply

  5. Just one note, Ian Somerhalder (last photo) will always be Boone [from LOST] to me. 😀

    Comment by Cassandra | July 4, 2010 | Reply

    • I hear ya Cassandra! He was great as Boone, but have you seen him in Vampire Diaries? With his shirt off? Dancing? (Drools…) LOL Umm HELLO Damon Salvatore! 😀

      Comment by sidhevicious | July 5, 2010 | Reply


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